Nurse: “Would you like me to gently prop you up?”
Elderly patient: “My dear, try never to split your infinitives.”
Split infinitives. Does anyone care anymore? Well, yes, lots of people do care and I’m not knocking them. Having said that, language changes and evolves, and so should our interpretation of the rules.
A pedant’s obsession with rooting out split infinitives for example, seems unnecessary particularly when a re- write would sound, well;
Nurse: “Would you like me to prop you up, but gently?”
It’s important to know what’s wrong and what’s right, but good writing can exploit that knowledge to flout the rules and create interest. The point being: Rules. Are. There. To. Be. Broken. Sometimes.
And, another thing, who said you can’t start a sentence (or a paragraph) with a conjunction? But just make sure you don’t overdo it.